Dead Men Write No Code Unisex T-Shirt

Price range: USD $20.29 through USD $33.29

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Price range: USD $20.29 through USD $33.29

This t-shirt isn’t just apparel; it’s a statement for every software developer who’s poured blood, sweat, and hundreds—if not thousands—of hours into building something meaningful.

Dead Men Write No Code speaks directly to solo developers and the unsung heroes behind the code who know all too well the sacrifices made for their craft. The world may enjoy endless free apps, services, and software, but how often do people pause to think about the effort behind the screen?

We live in a time where software is often undervalued—where some people even think it’s morally wrong to pay for a product that took hundreds of hours to create. Or that it’s perfectly reasonable to ask for your life’s work for the price of a coffee. It’s enough to make any developer question, “Is this even worth it?” But deep down, we all know that real work, real passion, demands real respect.

This shirt is your reminder to everyone around you: software developers aren’t machines. And free work can come at the ultimate cost—because, let’s face it, dead men write no code.

Wear it as a personal badge of resilience. Remind yourself to take care of the one developer the world truly needs: you. Your health, sanity, and drive are worth as much as the code you write, so don’t burn out for people who won’t understand the effort that goes into every line. Let this tee be a reminder to nourish yourself as much as you nourish your work, and to proudly champion the worth of your craft.

And as you wear it, remember to smile—because coding, like life, is best enjoyed with a touch of humor and a strong cup of coffee. After all, it’s the code and the coder that keep the world running.

Got a friend or significant other who can’t code? Treat them to the companion shirt (link).

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Weaving—India, South Korea
– Dyeing—El Salvador, California
– Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

GPSR Info:
• Manufacturer contact information
• Name: Printful
• Email address: support@printful.com
• Postal address: Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050
• Age restrictions: For adults
• EU Warranty: 2 years

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